I don't really understand what tumblr is yet

Question?   3DSFC 2938-7396-3944 (AC:NL, EOIV, ML:DT, LoZ:LBW, FE:A, PKMNY, MK7,BD:WTFF)

twitter.com/Ultramoose:

    leggomymeggos:

    allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

    priceofliberty:

    thefreelioness:

    The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

    If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

    via Vice:

    What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

    1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

    2. You are getting arrested. 

    3. You are getting beaten by the police.

    In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

    In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

    this had me dying of laughter

    Leah! Look!

    this is amazing

    (via averyterrible)

    — 12 hours ago with 23023 notes
    #kill police 
    mellokins:

toasted-rabbit-uwu:

hammondeo:

jordanforinstance:

thedukeoflions:

where’s my fucking risotto

FUCKING HELL GORDON

I CAN T BREATHE

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WHERES MY RISOTTO

On that day, humanity received a grim reminder…

this is a screenshot of tomodachi life right?

    mellokins:

    toasted-rabbit-uwu:

    hammondeo:

    jordanforinstance:

    thedukeoflions:

    where’s my fucking risotto

    FUCKING HELL GORDON

    I CAN T BREATHE

    SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WHERES MY RISOTTO

    On that day, humanity received a grim reminder…

    this is a screenshot of tomodachi life right?

    (via jontosaurus)

    — 12 hours ago with 115173 notes
    #tomodachi life 

    literally the best episode of the xfiles. WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES!!! everyone needs to see this episode…



    (Source: purplevelvetfur, via almightybob)

    — 1 day ago with 423 notes
    #this is no place for an entymologist 
    simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

i was at a zoo one time and a llama at my friends hat and bit his head in the process, making him bleed.

    simptasia:

    letsjustgowiththis:

    dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

    bunny-booty:

    Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

    sdfgsdg

    YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

    • LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
    • ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
    • LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
    • ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
    • LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
    • ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

    This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

    Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

    i was at a zoo one time and a llama at my friends hat and bit his head in the process, making him bleed.

    (via jontosaurus)

    — 2 days ago with 430874 notes

    mingsonjia:

    冬日莫愁湖

    Winter Scenery of Mochou Lake, Nanjing City, China 

    urrrgh i need dark souls 2

    (via bartronfink)

    — 2 days ago with 41857 notes
    221cbakerstreet:

raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO
NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

cutest ever

    221cbakerstreet:

    raphnarock:

    stirpicus:

    cyclonemetal:

    in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

    Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

    OMG HE’S TOTORO

    NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

    cutest ever

    (via technicolourclair)

    — 2 days ago with 147303 notes
    ladygolem:

arsenicfae:

honestly, i’m surprised at how minor the male gaze is here (this is a sister of battle, the female equivalent to the space marines, i guess)?? i was expecting a lot more skin
i’d totally read about a grizzled, battle-hardened sister of battle dealing with imperium’s bullshit, ngl.

i want to be a sister of battle irl when i grow up

sisters of battle have long been my favourite 40k faction, barely edging out ‘nids. buncha badass bitches who purge all in holy flame. and they have the coolest units.

    ladygolem:

    arsenicfae:

    honestly, i’m surprised at how minor the male gaze is here (this is a sister of battle, the female equivalent to the space marines, i guess)?? i was expecting a lot more skin

    i’d totally read about a grizzled, battle-hardened sister of battle dealing with imperium’s bullshit, ngl.

    i want to be a sister of battle irl when i grow up

    sisters of battle have long been my favourite 40k faction, barely edging out ‘nids. buncha badass bitches who purge all in holy flame. and they have the coolest units.

    — 2 days ago with 39 notes
    givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

    givemeinternet:

    In honor of the two conflicting holidays

    (via monetizeyourcat)

    — 2 days ago with 280509 notes
    "ive made a terrible mistake"

    "ive made a terrible mistake"

    (Source: gifak-net, via technicolourclair)

    — 3 days ago with 97899 notes