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    monetizeyourcat:

    left titty is the boy titty. right titty is the girl titty. those of us who are intersex have our moms spit food right into our mouths from the center titty (human head). nature has seen to all of this

    — 7 hours ago with 38 notes

    deucebasket:

    whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

    Patriarchy.

    (via seventoeleveneverynight)

    — 7 hours ago with 341586 notes

    huffingtonpost:

    DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH

    The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

    So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

    (via remembermeright)

    — 20 hours ago with 37729 notes
    D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

    twistedviper:

    raktajino-hot:

    corruptionpoints:

    mindchildofmadness submits:

    Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

    Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

    Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

    Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

    (Source)

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    If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

    (via toah14)

    — 20 hours ago with 91079 notes

    monetizeyourcat:

    jobhaver:

    caps lock was created by god, to make words sound louder, and more important

    the other locks (Num, Scroll) are also created by the Lord but their part in God’s plan is a mystery to us

    the holy trinity

    — 1 day ago with 741 notes
    these people are real. they are out there, pumping gas, enforcing ‘laws’, driving taxis, playing guitars, etc etc. pornhubcommentsonstockphotos is probably my favourite Fucking Creepy…thing

    these people are real. they are out there, pumping gas, enforcing ‘laws’, driving taxis, playing guitars, etc etc. pornhubcommentsonstockphotos is probably my favourite Fucking Creepy…thing

    (Source: pornhubcommentsonstockphotos, via justbougiethings)

    — 1 day ago with 4060 notes
    blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

all roads merge again at the end: weird sex stuff

    blameaspartame:

    "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

    all roads merge again at the end: weird sex stuff

    (via redpilledbymoldbug)

    — 2 days ago with 30862 notes
    "For many of these women, the reading experience begins from a place of seething rage. Take Sara Marcus’ initial impression of Jack Kerouac: “I remember putting On the Road down the first time a woman was mentioned. I was just like: ‘Fuck. You.’ I was probably 15 or 16. And over the coming years I realized that it was this canonical work, so I tried to return to it, but every time I was just like, ‘Fuck you.’” Tortorici had a similarly visceral reaction to Charles Bukowski: “I will never forget reading Bukowski’s Post Office and feeling so horrible, the way that the narrator describes the thickness of ugly women’s legs. I think it was the first time I felt like a book that I was trying to identify with rejected me. Though I did absorb it, and of course it made me hate my body or whatever.” Emily Witt turned to masculine texts to access a sexual language that was absent from books about women, but found herself turned off by their take: “many of the great classic coming-of-age novels about the female experience don’t openly discuss sex,” she says in No Regrets. “I read the ones by men instead, until I was like, ‘I cannot read another passage about masturbation. I can’t. It was like a pile of Kleenex.”

    This isn’t just about the books. When young women read the hyper-masculine literary canon—what Emily Gould calls the “midcentury misogynists,” staffed with the likes of Roth, Mailer, and Miller—their discomfort is punctuated by the knowledge that their male peers are reading these books, identifying with them, and acting out their perspectives and narratives. These writers are celebrated by the society that we live in, even the one who stabbed his wife. In No Regrets, Elif Bautman talks about reading Henry Miller for the first time because she had a “serious crush” on a guy who said his were “the best books ever,” and that guy’s real-life recommendation exacerbated her distaste for the fictional. When she read Miller, “I felt so alienated by the books, and then thinking about this guy, and it was so hot and summertime … I just wanted to kill myself. … He compared women to soup.”"

    In No Regrets, women writers talk about what it was like to read literature’s “midcentury misogynists.” (via becauseiamawoman)

    Here’s a fun thing you learn when you study literature: the western canon is not universally beloved. Those books are not the Truth any more than the New York Post is skilled journalism. The main reason they’re held in such high esteem is because they were written by boring white dudes with rage fantasies and boring white dudes with rage fantasies also happen to be largely in charge of deciding which books are deemed classics and taught forever in the American school system.
    So if your boyfriend tells you he loves Kerouac then you tell your boyfriend Kerouac was a fucking second rate hack who wrote Beat style because he didn’t have the skill or talent to write any other way, which is probably also why he just copied every adolescent male wanderlust story since the beginning of time. That shit’s derivative and boring.

    (via saintthecla)

    Everyone go read this immediately. As I decided last week, my life motto has been expanded from “Do your thing and don’t care if they like it” to include “If all your favorite books are by white men, I probably don’t think you’re a very interesting person.”

    (via rincewitch)

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    — 2 days ago with 12510 notes

    sandandglass:

    Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.

    (via letslipthedogsofwar)

    — 2 days ago with 69581 notes
    kohila:

mendaciousmind:

ironicdavestrider:

You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened.





never underestimate the power of humour

    kohila:

    mendaciousmind:

    ironicdavestrider:

    You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened.

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    never underestimate the power of humour

    (Source: candice-bear, via toah14)

    — 3 days ago with 19491 notes
    brokenponycutiemark:

batter-sempai:

whatamievensaying:

batter-sempai:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

May we have a source link to this because holy shit this is amazing news.

here
are
a
few!
C:

Thank you so much. :D

All those are secondary sources.
The press release from Temple - the research facility - is this one.

3D PRINTING EXTREME

    brokenponycutiemark:

    batter-sempai:

    whatamievensaying:

    batter-sempai:

    platredeparis:

    bnycolew:

    mannysiege:

    Progress

    What

    Imma just let this sit here

    May we have a source link to this because holy shit this is amazing news.

    here

    are

    a

    few!

    C:

    Thank you so much. :D

    All those are secondary sources.

    The press release from Temple - the research facility - is this one.

    3D PRINTING EXTREME

    (Source: mannysiege, via toah14)

    — 3 days ago with 102430 notes

    probably one of the greatest worst movies

    (Source: youtube.com)

    — 3 days ago